<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5864388471696966602</id><updated>2011-10-03T06:53:29.370-07:00</updated><category term='Gordon Brown'/><category term='lettuce'/><category term='valve radio'/><category term='Humus'/><category term='Sigourney Weaver'/><category term='horseradish'/><category term='Bagpuss'/><category term='dentures'/><category term='Nipple Clamps'/><category term='spangles'/><category term='John Stapleton'/><category term='rastafarians'/><category term='Wonderbras'/><category term='Seabass'/><category term='Cliff Richard'/><category term='margarine'/><category term='Piers Morgan'/><category term='betamax'/><title type='text'>How Dare You - I'm 28!</title><subtitle type='html'>Ever had those days when you just feel the world is washing over you? Well I've felt like that for 40 years. Anyway, I was thinking today, "Why just sit there moaning to myself about the state of the world, when I can inflict my whinging on a whole community?". And the rest was history.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>iforgotagain</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12915633516253608813</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_73hnJJzGQG8/TSUPLoEzjZI/AAAAAAAAAB0/DTIC7-Cn9VE/S220/me.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>17</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5864388471696966602.post-6812032416829358086</id><published>2011-02-03T16:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-02-03T16:41:11.438-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Weekly Round Up</title><summary type='text'>Hello all,

I'm back already. I know - I spoil you all. Am on the cusp of my week off now. Its been quite lovely. Spent some time with the husband and also a good chunk of time away from work.  The new job is taking a while to get used to so I thought the best thing to do in the circumstances was run away from it all for a week and take some of my outstanding holiday from last year. The 52 days I</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/feeds/6812032416829358086/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2011/02/weekly-round-up.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/6812032416829358086'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/6812032416829358086'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2011/02/weekly-round-up.html' title='Weekly Round Up'/><author><name>iforgotagain</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12915633516253608813</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_73hnJJzGQG8/TSUPLoEzjZI/AAAAAAAAAB0/DTIC7-Cn9VE/S220/me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_73hnJJzGQG8/TUtKvzfI07I/AAAAAAAAACs/B5wo-3_r7P0/s72-c/images.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5864388471696966602.post-272522702455150443</id><published>2011-02-01T04:40:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2011-02-01T04:49:39.438-08:00</updated><title type='text'>FRESHFLAPS</title><summary type='text'>

Hello all,
Well its been a weird start to the new year. As most of you know by now we are having to move from Sunnyside Rd after seven lovely years there. We had four years at number 40 and then three more years at number 44 – our easiest move ever: we just loaded up the removal van from the back and carried it out from the front. A bargain £400 if ever there was one, although we got a few </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/feeds/272522702455150443/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2011/02/freshflaps_01.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/272522702455150443'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/272522702455150443'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2011/02/freshflaps_01.html' title='FRESHFLAPS'/><author><name>iforgotagain</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12915633516253608813</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_73hnJJzGQG8/TSUPLoEzjZI/AAAAAAAAAB0/DTIC7-Cn9VE/S220/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5864388471696966602.post-2732575806032788833</id><published>2011-01-05T18:04:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-01-05T18:04:34.703-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Fuck Me - Its Been Ages</title><summary type='text'>Yes, me is bad. Have not posted for ages and ages and ages. And its not as though I have not been entertained by all the silly goings on in the world - cause I have. But I've also been mad busy trying to get my head around my new job and all the learning of new skills that it entails. So, shall try and do an update for the last three months in one paragraph.

Moved off station management to train</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/feeds/2732575806032788833/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2011/01/fuck-me-its-been-ages.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/2732575806032788833'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/2732575806032788833'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2011/01/fuck-me-its-been-ages.html' title='Fuck Me - Its Been Ages'/><author><name>iforgotagain</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12915633516253608813</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_73hnJJzGQG8/TSUPLoEzjZI/AAAAAAAAAB0/DTIC7-Cn9VE/S220/me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_73hnJJzGQG8/TSUVTyEKBdI/AAAAAAAAACc/3kMVlsx7HjQ/s72-c/betty.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5864388471696966602.post-6816761416599896848</id><published>2010-09-27T18:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-27T19:26:31.853-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Weekly Round Up - Fiona Bruce, Touch Phones, Segways &amp; APPS</title><summary type='text'>Hello all,

Well what a hectic few weeks it has been. I have been kept busy with work as usual. What with the strikes and the working to rule I've hardly had a minute to myself. Today I played at being a Supervisor for a few hours cause there was no cover at one of my stations. It was jolly good fun, actually. I made lots of announcements and used every bit of technology at my disposal. For a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/feeds/6816761416599896848/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2010/09/weekly-round-up-fiona-bruce-touch.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/6816761416599896848'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/6816761416599896848'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2010/09/weekly-round-up-fiona-bruce-touch.html' title='Weekly Round Up - Fiona Bruce, Touch Phones, Segways &amp; APPS'/><author><name>iforgotagain</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12915633516253608813</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_73hnJJzGQG8/TSUPLoEzjZI/AAAAAAAAAB0/DTIC7-Cn9VE/S220/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5864388471696966602.post-263873405044445430</id><published>2010-09-10T03:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-10T03:33:48.070-07:00</updated><title type='text'>International Burn A Silly Whiskered Preacher Day!</title><summary type='text'>Hello, devoted small throng. Sorry for the tardy postings. Its all been a bit manic. Great stories have come and gone, now washed from our five minute consciousness, never to be referred to. Shame really, as there have been some really good stories I would have liked to comment on - not least that mad bag who dropped the kitty in the wheelie bin. Ah well. It is certainly not the first story I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/feeds/263873405044445430/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2010/09/international-burn-silly-whiskered.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/263873405044445430'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/263873405044445430'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2010/09/international-burn-silly-whiskered.html' title='International Burn A Silly Whiskered Preacher Day!'/><author><name>iforgotagain</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12915633516253608813</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_73hnJJzGQG8/TSUPLoEzjZI/AAAAAAAAAB0/DTIC7-Cn9VE/S220/me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_73hnJJzGQG8/TIoDcyqEs8I/AAAAAAAAABk/IOJ_MoSqwGs/s72-c/Quran_-_Burning_Lea_s640x459.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5864388471696966602.post-7457645903201565473</id><published>2010-08-05T18:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-08-05T18:12:39.415-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='horseradish'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='margarine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='betamax'/><title type='text'>Weekly Round Up</title><summary type='text'>Hello all,

Well its been an interesting few weeks. Ups and downs. I am now pleased to announce that I am now moving back to my old group for the next few months, which makes me very happy indeed.

I've not really been reading the papers much this week, so there will  be no slaggings off from me this time. I was lucky enough to be outside Baker Street station to snap a celeb the other day. I was </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/feeds/7457645903201565473/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2010/08/weekly-round-up.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/7457645903201565473'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/7457645903201565473'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2010/08/weekly-round-up.html' title='Weekly Round Up'/><author><name>iforgotagain</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12915633516253608813</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_73hnJJzGQG8/TSUPLoEzjZI/AAAAAAAAAB0/DTIC7-Cn9VE/S220/me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_73hnJJzGQG8/TFtdGTLabAI/AAAAAAAAABE/OXX98ZJXdok/s72-c/who2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5864388471696966602.post-6297566561606988302</id><published>2010-07-13T18:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-07-13T18:42:13.047-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Character References At Reasonable Prices</title><summary type='text'>Hello all,

It's been a couple of weeks. Work is busy, busy, busy. Not much news round up to report cause I have not really been that aware of any - although I do believe Spain have deservedly won the World Cup. Not quite sure what sport that was for, but the cup did look lovely. A bit like a knob after a particularly heavy fucking session. A bit like Wayne Rooney, in that respect. I should not </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/feeds/6297566561606988302/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2010/07/character-references-at-reasonable.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/6297566561606988302'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/6297566561606988302'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2010/07/character-references-at-reasonable.html' title='Character References At Reasonable Prices'/><author><name>iforgotagain</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12915633516253608813</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_73hnJJzGQG8/TSUPLoEzjZI/AAAAAAAAAB0/DTIC7-Cn9VE/S220/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5864388471696966602.post-5812831082748052739</id><published>2010-06-30T18:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-06-30T18:38:17.623-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Weekly Round Up</title><summary type='text'>Dear all seven readers,

It has come to my attention that I have not done a weekly round up of news for a month. I can only blame this on the trauma attached to my belated failed attempts to become Prime Minister - coupled with the shock of the worst budget to hit our shores since, well, not quite sure when it was really, but that is hardly the point. The main point is in the ranting, which shall</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/feeds/5812831082748052739/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2010/06/weekly-round-up.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/5812831082748052739'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/5812831082748052739'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2010/06/weekly-round-up.html' title='Weekly Round Up'/><author><name>iforgotagain</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12915633516253608813</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_73hnJJzGQG8/TSUPLoEzjZI/AAAAAAAAAB0/DTIC7-Cn9VE/S220/me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_73hnJJzGQG8/TCvvEMYnQLI/AAAAAAAAAA8/54lVXfSfUr8/s72-c/circus2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5864388471696966602.post-8294240210632989773</id><published>2010-05-22T22:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-22T22:41:16.974-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dentures'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rastafarians'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humus'/><title type='text'>Weekly Round Up</title><summary type='text'>Well aint it been a great week for news. Political excitement galore as it turns out that neither manifesto of either coalition party was as urgent and desperately needed as we were led to believe. The dangerous £6bn of cuts the Tories wanted, previously lambasted as dangerous by the Lib Dems are now prudent. The illegal Immigrant amnesty proposed by the Lib Dems has transformed itself into the "</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/feeds/8294240210632989773/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2010/05/weekly-round-up.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/8294240210632989773'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/8294240210632989773'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2010/05/weekly-round-up.html' title='Weekly Round Up'/><author><name>iforgotagain</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12915633516253608813</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_73hnJJzGQG8/TSUPLoEzjZI/AAAAAAAAAB0/DTIC7-Cn9VE/S220/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5864388471696966602.post-6484227994122248218</id><published>2010-05-15T14:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-16T10:30:27.128-07:00</updated><title type='text'>This Is Why Yahoo Is Shit</title><summary type='text'>

On page one no less. You would think that at least there would be "There's only one way to steam carrots, iron shirts, win over a small child" etc. But no, Yahoo pretty much takes you straight to the sex toys. Presumably this makes Yahoo users wankers. Of course, it might turn out that Calibex is just one of those price comparison sites, but what are the chances of that? 

Its been a pretty </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/feeds/6484227994122248218/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2010/05/this-is-why-yahoo-is-shit.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/6484227994122248218'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/6484227994122248218'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2010/05/this-is-why-yahoo-is-shit.html' title='This Is Why Yahoo Is Shit'/><author><name>iforgotagain</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12915633516253608813</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_73hnJJzGQG8/TSUPLoEzjZI/AAAAAAAAAB0/DTIC7-Cn9VE/S220/me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_73hnJJzGQG8/S-8AdhyoWtI/AAAAAAAAAAs/eVk9m3SseY0/s72-c/Untitled-1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5864388471696966602.post-5926124706031261502</id><published>2010-05-10T17:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-10T18:00:08.540-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cliff Richard'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bagpuss'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nipple Clamps'/><title type='text'>BBC Transcript Of My election Night Speech</title><summary type='text'> Copyright BBC NEWS 2010.Please note that, due to the live nature of this recording accuracy of content cannot be guaranteed. [waits for applause to die down] Thank you. Thank you. Now shut the fuck up. That means you, bitch. I just wanted to say thank you for all of you who voted for me. As you know, I was a latecomer to this election and, as a result, was not able to add my name to the ballot. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/feeds/5926124706031261502/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2010/05/bbc-transcript-of-my-election-night.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/5926124706031261502'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/5926124706031261502'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2010/05/bbc-transcript-of-my-election-night.html' title='BBC Transcript Of My election Night Speech'/><author><name>iforgotagain</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12915633516253608813</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_73hnJJzGQG8/TSUPLoEzjZI/AAAAAAAAAB0/DTIC7-Cn9VE/S220/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5864388471696966602.post-562102182071377918</id><published>2010-05-04T15:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-04T16:36:11.237-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sigourney Weaver'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wonderbras'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John Stapleton'/><title type='text'>My Election Manifesto</title><summary type='text'>Dear voters,It has come to my attention that you want change. Not change for the sake of change, or change you can believe in, or change you can't believe in for that matter. I offer a very real alternative to the current staid fare on offer. And I hope that I can count on your vote this coming Thursday. Although not on any ballot I am hoping you might just scribble my name on the bottom. I am </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/feeds/562102182071377918/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2010/05/my-election-manifesto.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/562102182071377918'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/562102182071377918'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2010/05/my-election-manifesto.html' title='My Election Manifesto'/><author><name>iforgotagain</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12915633516253608813</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_73hnJJzGQG8/TSUPLoEzjZI/AAAAAAAAAB0/DTIC7-Cn9VE/S220/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5864388471696966602.post-8936255014615366083</id><published>2010-04-30T12:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-04-30T14:08:30.562-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lettuce'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='spangles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='valve radio'/><title type='text'>Weekly Round-Up</title><summary type='text'>Well, hello again. Have to say not much rounding up to be done. Firstly, I've been far too busy and important to read newspapers, and secondly I'm so wound up by David Cameron's smug countenence that its hard to find much humour in anything much.There was an absolutely horrific car crash reported in the news a few days ago. Some guy killed whilst being pursued by the police. The police were </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/feeds/8936255014615366083/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2010/04/weekly-round-up_30.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/8936255014615366083'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/8936255014615366083'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2010/04/weekly-round-up_30.html' title='Weekly Round-Up'/><author><name>iforgotagain</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12915633516253608813</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_73hnJJzGQG8/TSUPLoEzjZI/AAAAAAAAAB0/DTIC7-Cn9VE/S220/me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_73hnJJzGQG8/S9s_dEDBSvI/AAAAAAAAAAk/76-vnIMFQb0/s72-c/dc.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5864388471696966602.post-8965669943400014113</id><published>2010-04-21T18:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-04-21T19:36:30.129-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gordon Brown'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Piers Morgan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Seabass'/><title type='text'>Weekly Round Up</title><summary type='text'>Been a bit of a bad week when it comes to finding silly stories to rip the piss out of. I suppose the election has something to do with it. Was massively impressed that the first debate got over 10 million viewers. That's fabulous for a political programme and, I am sure, probably the best ever figures for such a debate. I see that cunt Piers Morgan is gloating about Britain's Got talent getting </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/feeds/8965669943400014113/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2010/04/weekly-round-up.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/8965669943400014113'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/8965669943400014113'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2010/04/weekly-round-up.html' title='Weekly Round Up'/><author><name>iforgotagain</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12915633516253608813</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_73hnJJzGQG8/TSUPLoEzjZI/AAAAAAAAAB0/DTIC7-Cn9VE/S220/me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_73hnJJzGQG8/S8-uarwq5GI/AAAAAAAAAAc/DBY7HDRlOd0/s72-c/DSC02546.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5864388471696966602.post-3072243206032107869</id><published>2010-04-15T18:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-04-15T19:09:36.302-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Weekly News Round Up</title><summary type='text'>Well not so much of a weekly round up, or even a fortnightly one. More a case of random ramblings of things that have made me chuckle since I last posted.First up - those two old biddies who tried to wheel a dead father through Check In to (allegedly, I might add), avoid the £2000 fee for shipping the stiff back to the country of origin. I say fair play to them. Can't blame 'em for trying. If </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/feeds/3072243206032107869/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2010/04/weekly-news-round-up.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/3072243206032107869'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/3072243206032107869'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2010/04/weekly-news-round-up.html' title='The Weekly News Round Up'/><author><name>iforgotagain</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12915633516253608813</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_73hnJJzGQG8/TSUPLoEzjZI/AAAAAAAAAB0/DTIC7-Cn9VE/S220/me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_73hnJJzGQG8/S8fAjUYQVZI/AAAAAAAAAAU/ekQc0VG8w3M/s72-c/bertonme.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5864388471696966602.post-3627668476173139158</id><published>2010-03-29T17:59:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-29T17:59:31.228-07:00</updated><title type='text'>My First Grown Up Post!</title><summary type='text'>I was at work on Saturday and had to go and oversee the crowd control management at Upton Park as West Ham (who I am reliably told are a football team) were playing at home against another team, who's name escapes me, but which I am sure had a "u" in it. Managing crowds is never easy at the best of times, and certainly not in the piss poor access station that is Upton Park. I must say the fans </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/feeds/3627668476173139158/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2010/03/my-first-grown-up-post.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/3627668476173139158'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/3627668476173139158'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2010/03/my-first-grown-up-post.html' title='My First Grown Up Post!'/><author><name>iforgotagain</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12915633516253608813</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_73hnJJzGQG8/TSUPLoEzjZI/AAAAAAAAAB0/DTIC7-Cn9VE/S220/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5864388471696966602.post-2905984512594425217</id><published>2010-03-29T17:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-29T17:54:52.637-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Random Babblings</title><summary type='text'>I've actually been blogging for six years. In the past though I have only blogged through a site which does not allow non-members to comment. Since it was a subscription site this didn't really work that well. My friend Jeffrey, in particular, was very cross that he had no recourse to argue with my often inane ramblings. I love that site though. So I'm gonna carry on posting in it. However, to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/feeds/2905984512594425217/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2010/03/random-babblings.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/2905984512594425217'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5864388471696966602/posts/default/2905984512594425217'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://geoffwasden.blogspot.com/2010/03/random-babblings.html' title='Random Babblings'/><author><name>iforgotagain</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12915633516253608813</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_73hnJJzGQG8/TSUPLoEzjZI/AAAAAAAAAB0/DTIC7-Cn9VE/S220/me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
